OK heads up gang, I’ll spill a bit of self gossip, but only because I love you a little bit.

So this bitch be 18, and living in England. Don’t squeeze me for more y’all or my post code will be up and i’ll be kidnapped in the night.

My inevitable girl crush is a toss up between Lauren Graham and Tina Fey. Note that every other month I add someone else but always revert back to these two.

I fookin love coconut. You can’t STOP ME. It smells so hot dang good and 98% off my beauty regime is made up of it. My room is like the coconut lard shop.

I’ve nearly died twice in my life already. I’ll just say marmite that pure should be illegal and that grape looked smaller from height.

Huge TV bum some of my top shows are Gilmore Girls, Parenthood, 30 Rock, Parks and Recs, Modern Family, Big Bang Theory, 24, Arrested Development, Grey’s Anatomy, House, , One Tree Hill, Friends…notice they all be American. Kudos to you USA.

I harbour a deep, deep desire to Live in LA and NYC at some point in my life, but till then i’ll just pack my bags and tourist treck around it. Can’t be that big right?

Bit of a bookworm, ‘nuff said. 

KENNY flaming ROGERS  

TTFN mo’fo’jo’s.